Rapture Hat, yours.
The Rapture Hat may take a while to put on. By definition, the Rapture Hat is the hat you put on your head after the Rapture, which takes a while too. If you pay attention to the manual, you could spend millennia just picking up the hat, another millennia getting it on your head.
Not to be confrontational by saying "you," because it's not like that.
While teleportation will cease to exist after the Rapture, it's a good comparison. It's like that. You want it, it's there, covering your ears. Nobody has hair at that point, so that's good.
But maybe it's raining layers and layers of rain? Maybe sheets of rain, shooting out of a sorting machine. Who wants a 500-sheet rain-ream collapsing on him? Her? You? You just don't want it, and the Rapture Hat fixes the don't-wanting. And here you are, in the Rapture, saying out loud just how glad we are that our Hat can get here that incredibly fast.
Not to be confrontational by saying "you," because it's not like that.
While teleportation will cease to exist after the Rapture, it's a good comparison. It's like that. You want it, it's there, covering your ears. Nobody has hair at that point, so that's good.
But maybe it's raining layers and layers of rain? Maybe sheets of rain, shooting out of a sorting machine. Who wants a 500-sheet rain-ream collapsing on him? Her? You? You just don't want it, and the Rapture Hat fixes the don't-wanting. And here you are, in the Rapture, saying out loud just how glad we are that our Hat can get here that incredibly fast.
posted by the landscapers of at 14.8.06
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