Why it has to be this way. 2

A 4-month-old girl who lost four toes after they were gnawed on by a family pet is out of the hospital but remains in the custody of Child Protective Services today.

Three of the baby's toes were completely off, and the fourth had to be removed, said spokesman. Authorities say the couple's 6-week-old puppy chewed off the baby's toes, although a ferret was also inside the house.

According to authorities, which animal bit the baby doesn't matter.

Thanks to [name] for this scoop which has been recognized and privatized by red mountain.
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End step-mountain test, after soldering some homynym misdemeanors and guessing for words that were just plain left out. Send up.

Dump the Volcano, Says Mr. Tectonic #1

Seizure. . .a laddering formation appears in ground ripples from continuous overhead passings of the Hat. It is somebody's will to pull turnrows into Us down below. Imagine if this were an accessible moment: phaser beam or something from the oblong Ship passing overhead phasing out city-block furrows of, OK, a city block. What is so attractive in that? The leveling of what The Beam Wants, the Beam Gets. The Beam is a hostile, protracted page from the word processor with set and imaginary margins. Within the margins of the ray hitting earth from our Ancestors above Us, matter disperses. City blocks are measured and equalized, i.e., topographically degenerated. Back to Atmosphere status. Void Ancestral Tree.

Which is why neither We nor red Mountain could get into ancestor worship. As the plates rearrange on the topographical map whose contours We're charting just for you, red Mountain lays out the red Carpet though piling contour on contour, rippling upward until there's a perfectly good set of "proto"-step apparati for Us. We understand, naturally, this The End again. If We step up, sling our tool kit over shoulders and take a proper Hike, We will escape the the End of the world, again.

There are days set aside for all this, set days, and postage stamps to commemorate them. For every set day we map the contours to be imprinted on these stamps. It's never tedious because red Mountain is a perfect envelope. Not only is it entirely empty, it is the Letter (as the Letter is typed on the interior folds of the mountain). We take the Hike with Shoes, sloshing through the ink of marshes, leaving tracks that make a perfectly Nice antithesis, thus solution, to anthropology.

Why it has to be this way.

Woman shot in head with crossbow

A 72-year-old woman was shot in the head with a crossbow, and investigators with the Ouachita Parish Sheriff's Office believe a relative did it.

Maj. Royce Toney said investigators were called to St. Francis Medical Center emergency room Saturday morning after a doctor there believed the woman's wound to her forehead looked suspicious.

Toney said the investigation took them to the woman's home on Evergreen Street in the Bawcomville community of West Monroe. They found a three-blade broadhead hunting arrow and a crossbow they think was used in the crime.

Toney said the woman was asleep in her bed when she was shot. The arrow glanced off her head, through the pillow, the mattress and box springs, ripping off a portion of the nightstand, where it finally stopped.

The suspect and relative will be charged with attempted second-degree murder, Toney said.

The arrow and crossbow were recovered, and investigators are waiting on forensics results, Toney said.

Thanks to thenewsstar.com and reporter Sharryn Harvey for this scoop.
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This is why it has to be this way and why the Hat is on backorder for the holiday season. We aren't being mean. We don't want you to miss out on the proper experience. We simply weren't prepared for the popularity of the idea that the rapture will occur during a faith-based holiday. We apologize for our lack of forward thinking on this one. Yes, it is as good a time as any.